Rugby World Cup – A quick roundup

It must be a terrorizing experience for all the other teams, to face a New Zealand All Blacks team on the Rugby Field at the World Cup.

Now . . . I’m no sports expert or commentator, however, like art, I know what I like, and Rugby Union is the greatest sport designed by mankind.

Rugby is an Arturian sport, which no Black, Asian or Latin is capable of emulating or mastering. The Blacks aren’t up to the game intellectually, the Asians lack the insight and the Latins succumb to rushes of Maradona like urges, which ruins their game. Maoris are Arturian and as such more than qualify for this great sport.

To my knowledge, there are no Muslim, Buddist, Vegetarian or Tree Hugger rugby teams. Their prayer schedules, diets, garments and sexual habits when alone in the forest, are incompatible with rugby. There are no ISIS, Hezbolah o Al Qaeda teams in the World Rugby Cup either.

Now that Saudi Arabia is in charge of the United Nations Human Rights Commission, they may soon form teams of disobedient imported Pakistani workers into a Kingdom League and have them play international matches against South Africa as punishment, instead of beheading them.

Rugby sorts the men out from the boys and the weak from the strong. Different to other sports, the local leagues and competitions are irrelevant, what matters is the competition between nations. The international matches or “tests”, are the de-facto means by which war is waged by Arturians between nations.

Rugby is not about sport, it’s about dominance and national honor. The winning team dominates and the losing team, loses honorably or dishonorably, depending on how they behaved on the field. Losing by a very small margin to a more powerful foe, is honorable.

Four nations, New Zealand, Australia, South Africa and England, set the standard that all other rugby playing nations, aspire to. Australia, South Africa and England wish they could be good enough to beat New Zealand regularly, however as great as they are, they are not really up to the task.

France can be a dangerous and cunning foe, however their occasional brilliance only happens, when an abundance of garlic spores are released into the air, after numerous pagan rituals which we, not being Gauls, don’t fully understand.

Argentina has finally come up strong in the rugby world and can be quite dangerous, however if they play England at some stage and the Poms mention the Falklands, they will fall to pieces like they did in the war.

The Welsh, much like the Irish, are sturdy good natured little players. Used to working down in the coal mines, they are sensitive little souls. Just like goblins, they perpetually complain about sore knees and limbs, when they feign injuries to get off the field, while their fans almost bring the house down in song, if the player manages to cry as well. The Welsh defeat of England was a fluke and Ireland’s 44-10 over Romania is referred to as a “thrashing”.

While all teams competing get to have a fair go, they fall into three categories, The newbies, the up and comings and the hard men.

The tubby Japanese managed to beat South Africa, but that doesn’t mean anything, as all it did was upset the betting on the outcome. I didn’t see the game and it may have been because too many Rainbow nation players, were included in the team..

The Americans playing rugby in the current competition, are competing in a game they don’t fully understand of course. It’s likely to take them at least a couple of decades to learn the finer points of the game, even though rugby only has about six or eight rules, as the rest of the game is based on intelligence.

All the American rednecks from the deep south, must be really pissed off at getting the shit kicked out of them by some lazy Samoans.

Looking at Canada’s disgraceful score against Ireland, one wonders if most of their players were from Quebec, hellbent on deliberately shaming Canada, any way they can.

There is a game coming up between Namibia and Tonga. One of the Tongan players names is Thin Pole and all the Namibian players have Boer sounding names and look like deserters from the South African Army. This game should be quite brutal, once the Namibians start attacking the kafirs..

I’ve had a few drinks, so I think I will stop now, before I start making any racist comments about the Eastern European teams, however my prediction is that New Zealand will win the World Cup, that is unless they lose that match as they have done a number of times before.